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TRUMP, BIDEN
TRADE CHILDISH TAUNTS
While all of the grownups were out of the room. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Video Evidence
of Voting Irregularities Emerge in Russian Election
Shown: man who voted for Putin at every polling place. |
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France's Sarkozy
Detained Over Allegations of Bribery
Former French President known primarily
for marriage to Carla Bruni (shown). |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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New Book:
Queen Loathes Camilla, Charles Travels With
Own Toilet Seat
Otherwise, an entirely normal family. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Ignores Advice Not to
Congratulate Putin and
Congratulates Putin
Congratulates him on his election victory, murdering his opponents,
meddling in our election. |
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Trump Imposes $60 Billion in
Tariffs on China, Just Like He
Promised His Base
Next: locking up Hillary. |
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REMINDER |
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If you've never used social media
you have nothing to worry about. |
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Leaked: Trump Made Senior
Staff Sign Nondisclosure
Agreements
According to half a dozen high-ranking anonymous
sources. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Great
Pacific Garbage Patch Much
Larger Than Previously Thought
Still in dispute: whether it's three times larger
than France or "twice the size of
Texas. |
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