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 UPSET
IN IRAQ ELECTIONS
Guy aligned with CIA edges out
stooge planted by Pentagon. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Disputed Island in Bay of
Bengal
Disappears into Sea
Dispute now over fishing rights. |
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World’s Hottest Chili
Weaponized
By Indian Military
China mobilizes Kung Pao Chicken at
border. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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London: First Outdoor
Toilet Proves Popular
Public demands more “loos with
views.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Latest Poll Shows
Californians
Favor Legalizing Pot
But for recreational use only. |
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U.S. to Launch Security-
Enhanced $100 Bill
Each one password-protected. |
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| REMINDER |
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Laughter
is the best generic
medicine. |
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 California:
Leading GOP Gubernatorial
Candidate Spending $249 a Minute
Her platform: cut spending. |
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| POLL |
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Republicans:
67% Think Obama's a socialist, 57% a
Muslim, 24% think he “might be the
Antichrist”
Democrats:
67% think Republicans are sexually
repressed racists, 57% think they're
self-hating homophobes, 24% think they're
“frightened, gun-toting,
bible-thumping psychopaths.” |
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