| PEOPLE |
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South Africa President Jacob
Zuma
Admits to Extramarital Affair
Apologizes to his three wives (shown). |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study:
Food Portions in Last Supper
Paintings Have Gotten
Progressively Larger
In one recent version (not shown)
Jesus completely obscured by
bucket of fried chicken. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robots
Becoming More Common as Practice
Dental Patients
Better suited to withstand pain,
suffering of listening to one bad
joke after another without being
able to respond. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the most commonly
accepted sign that
Armageddon has begun? |
| A ) | A
seven-headed beast
descends from the heavens
breathing fire. |
| B ) | The
Antichrist arrives to
conquer the world. |
| C ) | Congress
passes a Health Reform
Bill. |
| Hint:
fire-breathing
seven-headed beasts will
be able to purchase
insurance coverage from a
health care exchange. |
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| TRENDS |
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Alcohol Consumption Down
9% in Ireland
Experts cite 12% drop in population. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Catholic
TV Network Goes 3-D
You'll swear that communion
wafer's headed right for your
nose. |
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