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MISCELLANEOUS
Beijing: Huge Piles of Broken Bicycles Everywhere
As six-month strike by bicycle repairmen drags on.
Trump's Choice to Replace Tillerson Wants Death Penalty for Snowden for Leaking Documents to Journalists
But only wants journalists tortured.
 
SPORTS
NFL Alters Definition of What Constitutes a Catch
If a receiver has possession of the ball for as long or longer than he has possession of his faculties, it's a catch.
MLB: Red Sox, Yankees to Play Two Games in London in 2019
Despite concern cricket fans will find baseball annoyingly fast and stay home.
 
TECHNOLOGY
IBM Introduces World's Smallest Computer
Its main security feature: fingerprint recognition.
LEGAL
  Report: Stormy Daniels Passed
Polygraph Test About Having
Sex With Trump, Who Refused
To Take One

Trump tells lawyers he gets “hard just thinking about it.”
Report: Manafort Left Paper Trail Because He Didn't Know How to Convert Documents From PDF to Word
Unfortunately, nobody knows how to do it, so he may get off scot free.
 
RELIGION
Poll: Trump's White Evangelical
Support Higher Since Stormy
Daniels News Broke

They believe we're all sinners, he just got caught.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Robotic Fish Flaps Fins Like Real Fish
Fools most fish, and chefs.

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