| PEOPLE |
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 Jay Leno
Apologizes for Past Jokes
About Asians
Also airplane food, women drivers,
IKEA instructions. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Will Use “Own
Platform” in Return to Social Media
Has thousands of insults “I've been
saving.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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IRS: Top 1% Fails to Report
Over 20% of Income
Probably not just poker earnings
and tips. |
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Poorly Performing Malls
Converted to Schools
Poorly performing schools converted
to malls. |
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 Musk: You Can
Buy Teslas With Bitcoins
Newer models will include small
change cup to hold them. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Man Says He Found Shrimp
Tails, Dental Floss and More
In His Cinnamon Toast Crunch
And liked it. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Bronze Age
Miners Had Cooked Meals
Delivered to Them
Based on millet remains (above) and
delivery receipts. |
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 New Theory:
Mysterious Space Object
“Oumuamua” Piece
of Exo-Planet
Most debunk theory, say it's
obviously an advanced starship
with a multi-ethnic crew visiting
us from another galaxy. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week we mistakenly reported
the U.S. had surpassed “200
million vaccine shots.” It should
have read “200 million gun shots.”
We regret the error. |
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