TECHNOLOGY |
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Robot Learns
to Tie Knots Using Only Two
Fingers on Each Hand
Now I can tie my shoes,
it says proudly. |
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Report: Anyone With an iPhone
Can Now Make Deepfakes
App includes in-person tutorial by
Steve Jobs himself. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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$4,248,522 in Federal Pandemic
Relief Funds Went to Hate Groups
Money used for horn helmets, spears,
zip ties, gallows, bear spray, etc. |
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World Happiness Report Finds
Self-Reported Life Satisfaction
Remained Steady in 2020
Each year pollsters ask people, How
ya doin'?" |
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REAL
ESTATE |
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California Desert
to Get America's First 3D
Printed Neighborhood
A.k.a. Legoland. |
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Warren Buffett is giving $1
million to any employee who
produces a perfect NCAA bracket.
What are the odds of producing
a perfect NCAA bracket? |
A ) | 1 in a million |
B ) | 1 in a billion |
C ) | 1 in a trillion |
D ) | 1 in 9.2 quintillion |
Hint: Warren Buffett didn't get
rich by accident. |
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GAMES |
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Monopoly Updating 16 Community
Chest Cards to Reflect Modern
Community Standards
You've Won Second Prize in
a Beauty Contest becomes
You've Won Second Prize in
a Biggest Ass Contest. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Ex-Trump Attorney
Powell's Defamation Defense:
No Reasonable Person
Would Believe Her
Only Trump would believe
me, she tells judge. |
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