BUSH KICKS OFF FEDERAL
RESERVE TELETHON |
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Hopes to raise more than $400 billion. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bush: Iraq Returning to
Normal
Catastrophic civil war. |
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Iran Launches Crackdown Against
Women Who Dress Like Models
Sashaying down catwalk now punishable by death. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Chaos, Riots, Looting as Cities Go
Dark for Earth Hour
To warn mankind about danger of climate change. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Consumer Confidence Plunges
Many seek counseling. |
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ICBM Parts Mistakenly
Shipped to Taiwan
Where they're turned into DVD players. |
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Bad News: FBI Illegally Gathered
Data for Last Five Years
Good news: their computer system doesn't work. |
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REMINDER |
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You're in the
subprime of your life. |
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Federal Court Strikes Down
New
York's Passenger Bill of Rights
Now shut up and return to your seat. |
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Revealed: Tobacco Company
Funded Cancer Research
Study concluded smoking's benefits
outweigh its risks. |
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POLL |
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Country Split on Whether
We're Divided
Half say yes, half say no. |
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