| PEOPLE |
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Sarkozy's Wife Wows
Brits on State Visit
All official business cancelled. |
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Genealogists Find Obama
Related to Brad Pitt, Clinton to Angelina
Jolie
McCain related to Bea Arthur. |
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| MEDIA |
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Justice Dept. Approves Merger
of Two Satellite Music Services
Agrees less choice, zero competition in
consumers' best interest. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Corn's Use for Ethanol
Affecting Currency Markets
Wampum trading higher than dollar. |
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 Commercial
Two-Seat Rocket Ship Begins Daily
Flights in 2010
One seat in first class, one in
coach. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Brain of Human Ancestor
Surprisingly Small
Ego of human ancestor surprisingly large. |
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Tribe Who Crossed Land
Bridge From Siberia Not
First to Arrive in North America
New evidence indicates they were looking for work. |
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 Some
Fear Large Hadron
Collider Will Create Earth-
Swallowing Black Hole
Others disagree. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Gap Between Rich-Poor
Longevity Widens
Rich fear poor won't live long enough to
take care of them. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week,
due to a transmission error, we
reported that Connecticut had
seceded from the United States.
In fact, an ice shelf the size of
Connecticut had broken free from
Antarctica. We regret the error. |
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