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 NO. 395 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 7 - 13, 2008 

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Apr 14
 
  BUSH ATTENDS HIS LAST
NATO MEETING

Says he'll miss camaraderie.
 
WORLD NEWS
Heathrow's New Terminal
Opens to Chaos, Lost Baggage, Cancelled Flights

Everyone agrees it's a vast improvement.
Cuba Loosens Controls Over Citizens
U.S. loosens controls on domestic spying.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bush, NATO Agree to Missile Defense Plan
Would protect West from attack by rogue states, bad actors.
U. S. NEWS
National Intelligence Estimate:
Security Improving in Iraq

Report issued from bunker in sub-basement of U.S. embassy in Green Zone.
Use of Food Stamps at All-Time High
Use of dollars at all-time low.
 
REMINDER
  It's moral if the President says it's moral.
 
59% of American Doctors Favor Universal Health Care
Compared to .059% of insurance, pharmaceutical executives.
 
POLL
How Will You Spend Your Tax Rebate?
Checks are in the mail, says IRS.
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