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PRESIDENT PRAYS
FOR PEACE IN THE MIDEAST
So he can start bombing Iraq. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Arafat, Sharon Hit of Mideast
Correspondents Dinner
The two sing "I Remember It
Well" at annual frolic. |
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Economic Prospects Brighten in
Post-Taliban Afghanistan
Bumper opium crop expected. |
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Saddam Raises Suicide Bomber
Payments to $25,000
Cites rise in cost of living. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Hamid Karzai
Wins $10 Million From
Publishers Clearinghouse
Afghanistan's interim leader |
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plans to buy a
Cadillac for his mother. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Supreme Court Ends Session
Early
Records predictable 5-4 vote for all
future cases. |
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Consumer Confidence on the
Rise
Experts credit declining education
standards, increased drug use. |
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REMINDER
All public spaces
are now under video surveillance. |
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Survey: Americans Rude
And Getting Ruder
Most wouldn't even answer the fucking
survey. |
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Supreme Court Evicts Jeb Bush
From Public Housing in Florida
Cites daughter's drug use, "one
strike"
evictions ruling. |
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INTERNET |
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Web Use Down Significantly
Very few people online, just you and a
few other losers. |
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