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TRADITION CONTINUES
President and First Lady
wave to the crowd at annual White
House Easter Egg roll. |
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| BOOKS |
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Saddam's Latest Novels Evoke
Wide Range of Responses in Iraq
Some call them "brilliant,"
others "outstanding." |
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| EDUCATION |
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Rutgers Study: 75% of High
School Students Have Cheated, Plagiarized
However, many who cheat and plagiarize
go on to win Pulitzers. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Snowbirds Headed North
Buzzards, geezers, coots spotted in
record numbers. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Assyrians
Speak Out
The King and
Queen of the Assyrian
Empire declare themselves
neutral in the current
Mideast crisis. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Billionaire Owners
Complain About Millionaire Players
Millionaire players complain about
billionaire owners. |
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With April 15 fast
approaching, here are
some valuable tips sure
to save you time and
money: |
| 1) Shred all your
receipts. They can't
audit what they can't
find. |
| 2) Establish residency in
the Cayman Islands, or
make up some place like
Slobovia (they rarely
check). |
| 3) Put aside a couple of
hundred dollars in cash
in case the IRS does come
calling. These underpaid
wretches aren't above
looking the other way, if
you know what I mean, and
if you don't know what I
mean then you probably
don't need this advice. |
| 4) Plead the fifth. |
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