TRUMP PLAYS
ROUND OF GOLF, AFTER DELAY
Forced to make brief cameo at G20 Summit. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Russian Interference
in Election Minimal
This time all they had to do was re-tweet
Trump's tweets. |
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POLL |
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77% of Republicans Believe
Presidential Election Fraudulent
99% of Democrats think 77% of Republicans
totally nuts. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Revolutionary
Oxygen Therapy Reverses Aging
Process in Humans
But it takes about an hour to get
half an hour younger. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Invites Michigan Republican
Lawmakers to White House
Come for the persuasion, stay for the virus. |
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Trump Requests Partial
Recount in Wisconsin
Requests they only count votes for him. |
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REMINDER |
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The election was stolen by
Satan-worshipping child sex-traffickers,
so get over it. |
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Report: Former Secret Service
Officials Discuss How Trump
Might be Physically Removed
And whether to protect his head as
he's shoved into patrol car. |
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White House Denies President
Watching TV All the Time
“He golfs, tweets, takes calls,
sleeps,” they explain. |
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POLITICS |
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Republicans Begin to Speak
Out, Push Back
Several shake their heads, several
more clear their throats. |
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