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 NO. 790 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 23 - 29, 2015 

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GOP GOVERNORS WANT TO RESTRICT SYRIAN REFUGEES FROM SETTLING IN THEIR STATES
And a “less welcoming” poem on Statue of Liberty.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: More Mexican Immigrants Leaving U.S. Than Entering
Mexico's President Nieto calls for large wall, paid for by Donald Trump.
Boko Haram Moves Past Islamic State as Number One in Global Terrorism Index for 2014
Causes alarm among players in Fantasy Terror League.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Large Audience for Ronda Rousey's Bloody Beating Brings in Millions
A sign more fans moving away from violence of football.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Koch Brothers Have Their Own Private Spy Network
They need it to provide reliable intelligence to their own private military.
Senate Cafeteria Renames Belgian Waffles Freedom Waffles
Brussels sprouts now Freedom sprouts.
FDA Approves Genetically
Modified Salmon

Goes great with genetically modified cream cheese on genetically modified bagel.
 
REMINDER
  On Thanksgiving, give thanks for the phone you're staring at throughout dinner.
 
POLITICS
Cruz Campaign Forms “National Prayer Team”
Makes move after learning he didn't have a prayer.
Christie Says He'd Keep 3-Year-Old Syrian Orphans Out
By closing all lanes on George Washington Bridge.
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