FLORIDA PROTESTS
TURNING UGLY
A Bush supporter
decries inclusion of "dimpled"
ballots. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Global Warming Conference Huge
Success Despite Lack of Agreement
By ending meeting, delegates greatly
reduce emission of dangerous hot air. |
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Fujimori Resigns as President
of
Peru
Plans to open Peruvian restaurant
in Japan. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Miss Universe Pageant, NASA to
Work Together
Will employ orbiting Hubble telescope
to search for new contestants. |
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Latest Advanced Particle
Research
Halted
Getting too close to "some
really heavy shit," scientists
explain. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Madonna Will Marry
Casting begins next week. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Holiday Shopping Abruptly Halted
in Miami-Dade County
No chance of finishing by Dec. 25th
deadline, shoppers say. |
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America's Wealthiest Confused,
Anxious About Election Outcome
Still don't know who to pay off
for ambassadorships. |
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Democrats Shift Focus from Health
Care for Everyone to Health Care for the
Supreme Court
Billion dollar initiative now to fund
round-the-clock medical
watch for Justices. |
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| ELECTION 2000 |
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Gore Prepared to Appeal U.S. Supreme Court
Ruling to Inter-Galactic Council
Lawyers, space shuttle ready to go. |
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Bush Win Inspires Average Students
Presidency not out of reach for those
with poor grades, police records, money.
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| ELECTION 1996 |
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WISHING
AND HOPING
A group of
comely Bob Dole
supporters still have
hope he can win four
years ago. |
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