 WATERED DOWN HEALTH
REFORM HEADED FOR PASSAGE
After one final soaking in Senate. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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World Leaders Reach Historic
Agreement
To put off doing anything about climate
change. |
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Karzai Unveils New Anti-
Corruption Unit
Will target all other anti-corruption
units. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Palin Book Signing Draws Millions
Photo provided by Fox News. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pentagon: Next 18 Months Key to Afghan
Victory
Eighteen months after that will also be key,
as will following eighteen months. |
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Postal Service Relents, Says it
Will Reply to All Children's Santa Letters
By email. |
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| REMINDER |
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It's
sweeps month, so remember
to get up and stretch
your legs occasionally. |
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Most GOP Voters Think
ACORN Stole Election
Exactly as predicted in Revelations. |
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| FUTURE WATCH |
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Scientists Say They're Able
To Grow Meat in Lab
Promises future when scientists won't have to go out for lunch. |
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