GATE-CRASHER
ELUDES
SECURITY, SNEAKS INTO WHITE |
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HOUSE
STATE DINNER
Uninvited guest (left)
identified as Joseph R.
Biden. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran Says It's Building 10 Nuclear Facilities
Will sell bombs online. |
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United Arab Emirates Cash Crisis Rocks
World Markets
Construction halted on dozens of indoor ski slopes. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Design
for Bush Library Unveiled
Will include animatronic Bush
reading My Pet Goat. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Administration: In 8 Years
Americans Out of Afghanistan
And into Pakistan. |
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Pentagon Evaluation: Three-
Fourths of Those 18-24 Unfit
To Serve in Military
Too fat, too thin; too short, too tall; too crazy, too sane. |
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| REMINDER |
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Now's a good time
to begin fabricating your memoirs. |
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Bad News: Hunger at 14-Year
High
Good news: store shelves filled with
food. |
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Eight In Minneapolis Accused of
Recruiting Poor, Impressionable Youths to
Train in Military Skills, Use as Fighters
Abroad
Shadowy organization known as “U.S.
Army.” |
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