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 MUSHARRAF
TAKES OFF UNIFORM
He's spotted wandering Islamabad
in his underwear. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bush, Maliki Agree on
Long-Term U.S. Presence in Iraq
We'll stay as long as there's oil. |
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Europe Faces New Wave of
Illegal Immigration
Undocumented Americans taking jobs
Europeans won't do, sending euros back to
families in U.S. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Dentists
Using Robots for Training
Receive degrees when
robots stop screaming. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Administration Lowers
Expectations of Political Progress in
Iraq
A theocratic state aligned
with our enemies now
“best case scenario.” |
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Mileage Figures Even Worse for
Next Year's Cars
Thanks to auto industry's successful debunking of
global warming hoax. |
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| REMINDER |
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Send all your credit card
payments to Abu Dhabi. |
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Mukasey: Fewer People With
Mental Health Problems Able to Buy Guns
Instead, they're running for office. |
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| POLITICS |
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Cash-Poor GOP Recruiting
Wealthy Candidates
Tells millionaires they're
“needed” to preserve
plutocracy. |
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