BUSH STRANGLES NATIONAL
THANKSGIVING TURKEY
“Didn't care for how it was
looking at me,” he explains. |
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Powell's Claims on Iran's
Weapons Questioned by World Leaders
For some reason. |
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Marines Promise Thorough
Probe of Videotaped Prisoner
Shooting in Falluja
Cameraman has been relieved of duty
pending investigation. |
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Insurgents Routed From
Stronghold, Says Rumsfeld
None left at CIA headquarters in
Virginia. |
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Forecast:
239% Increase in
Afghanistan's Opium Crop
Shown: Afghanistan's new
Finance Minister. |
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Greenspan Discovers Trade
Deficit
Somehow overlooked it before election. |
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Frist Promises to Change
Filibuster Rules In Senate
Claims tool to protect rights of minority
was never intended for Democrats. |
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White House Sees One Area of
Savings in Second Term
Documents used to justify war in Iraq
need only slight alteration to justify
war in Iran. |
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REMINDER
The world is going to hell, now
get over it. |
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House Rules Changed So Tom
DeLay Can Remain Majority
Leader if Indicted
Will be further amended if he's
convicted. |
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Bald Eagles Flying Once
Again Over Potomac
Confirmed when Justice Scalia
“bagged one” last week. |
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