 WAR
CRIMES SUIT VS. RUMSFELD,
GONZALES, TENET FILED IN GERMANY
Each “regretfully” declines
invitation to attend next year's Oktoberfest. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq to Train Afghan Army
Afghanistan to train Iraqi army. |
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Dutch Ban Wearing of
Muslim Burka in Public
Iran retaliates, bans wearing wooden
shoes in public. |
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Bush Will Renominate Blocked
Judicial Candidates
Spending remaining fifty cents of his
political capital. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 U.S.
Building World's
Largest Embassy in Baghdad's
Green Zone
With world's largest
rooftop helicopter
landing pad. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Urges Patience on Iraq
Rome wasn't sacked in a day. |
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Lame Duck Congress Gets Busy
Passes legislation recognizing
“contributions of the Christmas tree
industry to the United States
economy.” |
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100,000 '05 Tax Refunds Still Missing
IRS says “checks are in the mail.” |
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| REMINDER |
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The War on Christmas
begins the day after Thanksgiving. |
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Plan to Partition Republican
Party Into Three Autonomous Regions to
Avoid Bloodshed Gains Support
Religious Fanatics in South, Gun Nuts in
Mountain West, Immigration Appeasers in
Northeast. |
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Several People Dressed in
Los Angeles Police Uniforms
Seen Abusing Suspects
No reports of any uniforms missing. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Cheney Turns
State's Evidence
In return for no jail time. |
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