POLL: MOST DON'T
MIND ENHANCED PAT-DOWNS
Many ask for another. |
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Prince William to Marry
Commoner
Queen tweets, “WTF!?” |
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Stonehenge Gets
Multimillion-Dollar Grant
It will pay for removal of large,
unsightly rocks at historic site. |
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Fewer Than 80 Al Qaeda in
Afghanistan
Time to declare victory and leave. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Pope:
Condoms Can Be Justified in Some
Cases
For example: decorating hats. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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GOP Requests Rescheduling of
Meeting With Obama
For the week after Never. |
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House Fails to Extend
Unemployment Benefits
Will consider giving out-of-work cake. |
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| REMINDER |
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Friends
don't let friends
unfriend friends. |
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Gitmo Detainee Cleared on
284 of 285 Counts
Being waterboarded 284 times has its
advantages. |
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Ending Estate Tax Would Save
Walton Family $30 Billion
Enough to buy rest of Congress, elect
John-Boy President. |
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New York Wants Subway to New
Jersey
Does not want subway from New Jersey. |
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