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FDA UNVEILS EXTREMELY
DIRE WARNING LABELS FOR |
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 CIGARETTES
“The Surgeon General Has Determined
Lung Cancer Will Not Be Covered
if Congress Repeals the Health
Care Law.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Obama Apologizes to India for
Friendship With Pakistan
Apologizes to Pakistan for friendship
with India. |
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Myanmar Frees Nobel
Peace Prize Winner
Jails nominee for next year's prize. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Pentagon:
No Idea Who Launched
Missile Off California Coast
Fortunately, it was shot down by
another mysterious missile. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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GOP Vows to Kill Jobs Program
It
Already Killed
Calling it a “job killer.” |
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4,500 Passengers on Crippled
Cruise Ship Carnival Splendor
Trapped for Days Without Food
The all-you-can-eat buffet closes after
reports of cannibalism. |
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| REMINDER |
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Poverty is the new prosperity. |
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Oklahoma Approves Law Banning
Sharia Law
Never again will women be stoned to death
for driving in the Sooner state. |
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| BOOKS |
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 Passages
in Bush’s Memoirs Lifted
from Others’ Books
So he’s not just a war
criminal, he's also a plagiarist. |
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