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FREEWAY EXPERIMENT DISCONTINUED
IN CALIFORNIA
"Any direction" lane
closed pending further study. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. to Continue Targeted
Assassinations Around Globe
Defends it as necessary to preserve
a civilized world. |
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U.S. Looking Beyond War in
Iraq
Already planning post-war humanitarian
aid, puppet government, oil deals,
casinos. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Thousands of
Deer, Elk Flee to Canada
After GOP Captures Senate
Birds, fish, trees also
trying to leave. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Win Majority of
Races for House, Senate
Democrats win majority of races for
governor, dog catcher. |
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GOP Eyes Quick Approval for
Stalled Federal Court Nominees
Fast track for Darth Vader, Cruella
DeVille. |
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REMINDER
It’s time to renew your company’s
off-shore post office box rental. |
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Democratic Voters Turn Out in
Record Numbers on November 6th
But election was held November 5th. |
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BUSINESS |
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SEC Searching for Suitable
Replacement for Pitt
Looking for large, bearded man with close
ties to the accounting industry. |
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