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 NO. 375 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 19 - 25, 2007 

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Nov 26
NATION CELEBRATES THANKSGIVING
Guests give thanks they don’t have to cook, hosts they don’t have to travel.
 
WORLD NEWS
Musharraf: Bhutto's Actions
“Producing Negative Vibes”

“She's bumming me out,” he adds.
 
ENVIRONMENT
UN: Global Warming Threatens Extinction for One-Third of Species
White House: “We see glass as two-thirds full.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
D.C. Carpenters Union Hires Homeless to Picket for Them
Shown: homeless picketer pickets carpenters union over pay.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Vetoes Funds for Head Start, Reading, Math
Part of long-term military recruitment drive.
White House Says It Misplaced
5 Million E-Mails

Fortunately, none contain anything pertinent to ongoing investigations.
 
REMINDER
  On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog playing poker.
 
Investigators Easily Sneak Bomb
Parts Past Airport Security

But not shampoo.
New York: Spitzer Drops Plan
To Give Undocumented Workers
Driver's Licenses

California: Britney Spears makes illegal u-turn, runs over photographer's foot, crashes into parked car.
Georgia Governor Holds Official Prayer for Rain on Steps of State Capitol
He's struck by lightning and it starts to pour.
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