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 NO. 1050 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 16 - 22, 2020 

Nov 9
Nov 23
THOUSANDS STORM WASHINGTON CLAIMING ELECTION FRAUD
Claim millions of votes for Trump changed, but not millions of votes for Senate, Congress, state propositions, local initiatives, judges, sheriffs, school board members, dog catcher.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran's Supreme Leader Ridicules Trump Over Election Comments
Trump fires back: “Stupid hat!”
 
LEXICOLOGY
“Lockdown” Named Word of the Year
Editor of Merriam-Webster Dictionary makes announcement from his kitchen.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Madame Tussauds Immediately Dresses Trump in Golf Attire After Election Defeat
Had been dressed in large diaper.
U. S. NEWS
Those Close to Trump
Say He's Accepted Loss

Those even closer say he hasn't.
Trump Puts Giuliani in
Charge of His Legal
Challenges to Election

But denies knowing him.
Most Suits Against Election
Results Tossed

One in Nevada sounded promising until woman claimed her ballot had been altered by Penn and Teller.
 
REMINDER
  Trump's presidency is rounding the turn.
 
Former and Current Officials Fear Trump Could Disclose Secrets He Heard While in Office
Fortunately, he never listened.
CDC Recommends Celebrating Thanksgiving Outside
And keep crazy uncles in their cars.
 
POLITICS
Source: Trump Reportedly
Mulling Run in 2024

Tells close aides he doesn't expect a prison term longer than four years.
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