THOUSANDS STORM WASHINGTON
CLAIMING ELECTION FRAUD
Claim millions of votes for Trump
changed, but not millions of votes
for Senate, Congress, state
propositions, local initiatives,
judges, sheriffs, school board
members, dog catcher. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iran's Supreme
Leader Ridicules Trump Over
Election Comments
Trump fires back: Stupid hat! |
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LEXICOLOGY |
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Lockdown Named Word of the Year
Editor of Merriam-Webster Dictionary
makes announcement from his kitchen. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Madame Tussauds
Immediately Dresses Trump
in Golf Attire After Election
Defeat
Had been dressed in large diaper. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Those Close to Trump
Say He's Accepted Loss
Those even closer say he hasn't. |
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Trump Puts Giuliani in
Charge of His Legal
Challenges to Election
But denies knowing him. |
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Most Suits Against Election
Results Tossed
One in Nevada sounded promising until
woman claimed her ballot had been
altered by Penn and Teller. |
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REMINDER |
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Trump's presidency is rounding the turn. |
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Former and Current Officials
Fear Trump Could Disclose
Secrets He Heard While
in Office
Fortunately, he never listened. |
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CDC Recommends Celebrating
Thanksgiving Outside
And keep crazy uncles in their cars. |
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POLITICS |
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Source: Trump Reportedly
Mulling Run in 2024
Tells close aides he doesn't expect
a prison term longer than four years. |
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