PEOPLE |
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New Exposé
by Her Ex-Best Friend Says
Ivanka Trump Didn't Want to
Read Books About Fucking
Poor People
Returned Horatio Alger novel after reading
first chapter. |
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Trump Paying Giuliani
$20,000 a Day for Legal Services
He gets good ratings, says Trump. |
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MEDIA |
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Twitter Unveils Fleets
Tweets That Disappear in 24 Hours
Perfect for someone who upends democracy
every day. |
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BUSINESS |
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NYC Restaurant to Require
Customers Take $50 Covid
Test Before Entering
And don't forget to tip the tester. |
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Elon Musk's
Fortune Soars, He's Now
Making $170,000 a Second
Although he prefers being paid
by the minute. |
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TRAVEL |
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Tel Aviv: World's First
Lab-Grown Meat Restaurant Opens
Twelve hundred rabbis have been arguing
for thirty-two weeks whether or not it's
kosher. |
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SCIENCE |
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Researchers Digitize Odors With
Smellophone Tech
Breakthrough
Hackers already prepared, so don't
answer if the number's unfamiliar. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Survey: Average American
Expects to Gain 7 Pounds
This Holiday Season
Culminating with New Year's resolution
to lose 15. |
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Lawsuit Claims Meatpacking
Plant Owners Bet on How
Many Plant Workers Would
Get Covid
They say winnings went to pay for
safety measures. |
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Study: Average Person Starts
Feeling Old at Age 47
But not sure until, for some reason,
they're getting AARP magazine. |
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