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Ironic Times

 NO. 1177 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 24 - 30, 2023 

Apr 17
May 1
NEW YORK: CHINA CAUGHT OPERATING OWN CLANDESTINE POLICE STATION
But “funny looking” parking tickets led to their undoing.
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi Crown Prince Wants to Build Trillion Dollar Utopia in Desert
Project will combine “luxury amenities, totalitarian surveillance, draconian punishment,” according to brochure.
Dollar's Dominance in World Markets Disappearing
Still the currency of choice for panhandlers, prostitutes.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Loses $5 Million Judgment Over False Claim
He offered $5 million to anyone who could prove him wrong that he's not completely nuts.
U. S. NEWS
Average U.S. Taxpayer Spent $1,087 on Pentagon Contractors in 2022
Which is about the cost of one hammer.
Florida Schools Ban
Lessons About Sexuality
Through 12th Grade

Students must wait until college to learn about you know what.
Fox-Dominion Settlement
Disappoints Many

“They wanted to see me tell the truth,” snickers Tucker Carlson.
 
REMINDER
  Shoot first, ask “Who's there?” later.
 
Texas Bill Would Require Ten Commandments in Every Public School Classroom
Next to 2nd Amendment, Pledge of Allegiance, list of books not to read.
 
POLL
Fighting “Woke” Ideology
Top Issue Among Republicans

Narrowly edging out Hunter Biden's laptop.
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