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 NO. 1020 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 20 - 26, 2020 

Apr 13
Apr 27
CNBC: DOW HAS BEST WEEK SINCE 1938
The country not so much.
 
WORLD NEWS
Fears Coronavirus Could
Reach Space Station After
Russian Official Tests Positive

“Shelter in space” no longer a joke.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Rolls Back Restrictions
On Release of Mercury,
Linked to Brain Damage

Part of administration plan to “dumb down” public before election.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Floridians Flock to Beaches
As Authorities Surprisingly
Give All Clear

They're warned to avoid jellyfish.
U. S. NEWS
Stimulus Checks Will Have
Trump's Name on Them

So you'll know who made this all possible.
Pandemic Reveals Society's
Vast Disparity

Between those with two-ply and those with one-ply.
 
REMINDER
  Do what he says Thursday, not what he tweets Friday.
 
Scholars: Trump's Claim
He Can Adjourn Congress
“Misreads” Constitution

“That's impossible," he replies, "I've never read the Constitution.”
Forbes: Americans “Excessively
Eating, Drinking, Smoking Pot,
Playing Video Games, Watching
Porn While Quarantined”

No change, basically.
 
POLITICS
Las Vegas Oddsmakers: Kamala Harris Favorite for Biden's Veep Pick
Followed by Whitmer, Klobuchar, Warren, Abrams, and Whatsername.
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