 REPORT: TRUMP
WATCHES 7 HOURS OF CABLE
NEWS EVERY MORNING, GETS
TO OVAL OFFICE AT NOON
Where he goes to work criticizing cable
news. |
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North Korea: Kim Jong Un
“Alive and Well”
He's merely “pining for the fjords.” |
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| FACTOID |
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In 13 Hours of Briefings, Trump
Has Spent Only 4 Minutes Expressing
His Sympathy For Victims
And three of those were spent feeling
sorry for himself. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Spain: Running
of the Bulls Cancelled Due to Covid-19
Bulls reportedly very disappointed. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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McConnell, Tired of “Bailing
Out Blue States,” Suggests
They Declare Bankruptcy
Would also bail out some purple states,
depending on their mix of red and blue. |
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10% of Trump's Tweets in
Response to Fox News Programs
“Fox & Friends” accounts for 32% of
all new legislation. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask your doctor if Clorox is
right for you. |
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Former Labradoodle Breeder
Named to Head Coronavirus
Task Force
Top Mini Great Dane breeder unavailable. |
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Oil Futures Plunge Below
Zero For First Time
Drivers using gas pumps like ATMs. |
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Trump: Coronavirus Briefings
“Not Worth the Time and Effort”
“I could be watching TV,” he adds. |
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