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PEOPLE
Drudge Report Turns Against Trump
Analysts compare it to Hitler's split with Stalin.
 
MEDIA
Currently, Seven Former Fox
News Contributors Part of
Trump Administration

They're relied on to provide contradictory, counterfactual information.
 
BUSINESS
Billionaires $280 Billion Richer
Since Start of Pandemic

Run victory laps in private.
UK: Billionaire Richard Branson Seeks $600 Million Government Loan
“Got to keep the party going,” he explains.
Airlines Prepare for New Cabin Layout in Light of Pandemic
And an additional “steerage” section for those who test positive.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Trump Suggests Injecting Disinfectant, Bleach to Treat Coronavirus
But doesn't recommend any particular brand.
  Californians Flock to Beach,
Flaunt Social Distancing

Show off their pecs, flex their stupidity.
Trump Adviser Suggests
Reopening Economy by Putting
“Everybody in a Spacesuit”

Would prepare us for colonizing Mars.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Air Pollution Key Contributor to Covid-19 Deaths
But cutting emissions would be a job killer.
Strange Particles Observed
In Antarctica Possible
Evidence of Alternative Reality

In it, inauguration crowds are gigantic, and the president never lies.

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