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WHITE HOUSE REFUSES TO
PROVIDE DAILY VISITOR LOGS
Fears public ridicule. (Shown: Kid Rock,
Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent visiting White House.) |
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WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Threatens
Nuclear War
And bad haircuts for everyone. |
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Combined Fortune of Wealthiest
Members of China's Parliament:
$500 Billion
Experts say it will take at least four years
before Trump's cabinet can match it. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Millions
March for Science
Many more would have joined them but
feared marching off edge of Earth. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Promises Revised Repeal
of Obamacare Within Days
Incarceration of Hillary within weeks. |
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Warships Meant to Threaten North
Korea Actually Went Opposite Way
Hawaii put on high alert. |
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REMINDER |
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The world is going to hell
in an Ivanka Trump handbasket. |
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Trump Pushes America First
Economic Agenda
Wants Americans to buy American products
made here in America by Americans, but
first buy up remaining stock of
foreign-made Ivanka Trump apparel. |
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As Trump
Approaches First 100 Days, Experts Assess
His Administration
Many see it as equal or superior to that
of Rufus T. Firefly of Freedonia, who won
a war with Sylvania in less than ten minutes. |
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