| TRUMP INVITES PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT
DUTERTE TO |
 WHITE HOUSE
Didn't want to scare guests at Mar-a-Lago. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Kim Jong Un Won't Back
Down to Trump, Threatens
Nuclear War
“I'm crazier than he is,” he declares. |
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Trump Warns of “Major, Major Conflict”
With North Korea
Resulting in “many, many” people becoming
“really, really” dead. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Flying Cars
in Development by Google, Uber, Other
Companies
Disney's entry based on Dumbo. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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First 100 Days: Trump Says
He Accomplished “More
Than Any President Since FDR”
Only thing we have to fear is him. |
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Trump Unveils Plan to
Simplify Tax Code
It's so much simpler if the rich don't pay any. |
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President Summons 100
Senators to White House for
Briefing on “Very Grave Threat”
Very grave threat of more leaks in Russia
investigation. |
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| REMINDER |
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Speak crudely and carry a
nuclear launch code. |
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Trump on Presidency: “I
Thought it Would Be Easier.”
“Like an 'Apprentice' taping.” |
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Poll: 96% of Trump Voters Don't
Regret Voting for Him
They do regret buying a three-piece
suit for their rooster. |
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