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MISCELLANEOUS
  Japan: Luxurious Bomb
Shelters Gain in Popularity

They come with all the amenities, and lots of ammo.
Declassified Docs: CIA Implanted Microphones in Cats to Spy on Russia
They were countered by Russian mice who knew mind control.
 
LAW
Priebus: White House Looking Into Changing Libel Laws
And then suing every media outlet except Fox.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Amazon's “Echo Look” Lets You See Your Rear on a Smartphone
Comes with warning: “Objects may appear smaller than they actually are.”
SPORTS
After 3 Days, NFL Draft Ends
Viewers of all seven rounds must submit to concussion protocol.
 
FEATURE
Trump has plans for National Monuments created by Obama, Bush, and Clinton. What are they?
A )Repeal and replace with oil wells.
B )Repeal and replace with coal mines.
C )Repeal and replace with nuclear dumps.
D )Repeal and replace with National Monument Trump Towers.
Hint: comes with complimentary free access to golf courses for guests.
 
 
Dirty old man with right wing political opinions to host news show, bully guests, harass, abuse female colleagues, and lie about all of it. Submit resume, along with pending and settled lawsuits, to Fox News.

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