MISCELLANEOUS |
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Japan: Luxurious Bomb
Shelters Gain in Popularity
They come with all the amenities, and lots of ammo. |
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Declassified Docs: CIA Implanted
Microphones in Cats to Spy on Russia
They were countered by Russian mice who knew
mind control. |
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LAW |
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Priebus: White House Looking
Into Changing Libel Laws
And then suing every media outlet except Fox. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Amazon's
Echo Look Lets You See Your Rear
on a Smartphone
Comes with warning: Objects may
appear smaller than they actually are. |
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SPORTS |
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After 3 Days, NFL Draft Ends
Viewers of all seven rounds must submit to
concussion protocol. |
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FEATURE |
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Trump has plans for National Monuments
created by Obama, Bush, and Clinton. What are they? |
A ) | Repeal and replace
with oil wells. |
B ) | Repeal and replace
with coal mines. |
C ) | Repeal and replace
with nuclear dumps. |
D ) | Repeal and replace
with National Monument Trump Towers. |
Hint: comes with complimentary free
access to golf courses for guests. |
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Dirty
old man with right wing political opinions
to host news show, bully guests, harass, abuse
female colleagues, and lie about all of it.
Submit resume, along with pending and settled
lawsuits, to Fox News. |
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