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NORIEGA SENT TO FRANCE
Traded for Baby Doc Duvalier and a
dictator to be named later. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Greeces $250,000 Order
for U.S. Body Armor Shields for Cops Held
Up Amidst Economic Crisis Protests
Body armor now for finance
minister. |
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Hugo Chavez Opens Twitter
Account
On first day posts 20,000 tweets. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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White
House Declares Halt on New Offshore
Drilling
Approves rapid development of wind
farms (shown: Nantucket Sound,
Brooklyn Bridge). |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA):
Deport Children of Illegal Aliens
Including his good friend, former
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. |
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Point Man Named to Fight Oil
Spill
Sober, experienced Joe Hazelwood will
coordinate cleanup. |
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REMINDER |
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Don't
drill for oil and text. |
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Poll: 4 Out of 5 Don't Trust
Washington
Nine out of ten don't trust polls. |
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Report: Pentagon Buying Green
Weapons
Like swords made from recycled
plowshares. |
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CONSUMER NEWS |
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Toyota Recalls 50,000 Sequoia
SUVs for Unexpected Slowing
Same cars recently recalled for
unexpected acceleration. |
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