| WORLD NEWS |
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Spy Plane Crew Unable to
Destroy All Secrets
Chinese now have Col. Sanders'11 herbs
and spices, Jenna Bush's diary, Coke
formula. |
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Widespread Slavery in Sudan,
East Africa Causing Big Stir in U.S.
White Mississippians flocking there to
buy second homes. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: Military Force an
Option
But he would prefer to get his budget
approved peacefully. |
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U.S. Population Center
Continues March West, Will Reach Pacific
in 2080
Officials fear mass drownings, lawsuits. |
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Bad News: Court May Allow
Tobacco Ads Near Schools
Good news: kids can't read them. |
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Supreme Court Voids Parts of
1964 Civil Rights Act
But only the parts involving civil
rights. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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SIGNS OF
SUMMER
High gas prices and men
wearing kilts. |
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| THE FIRST 100 DAYS |
| EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW: |
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| (President
George W. Bush has now
been in office 100 days.
We had been
planning an assessment of
his term so far, but were
pleasantly surprised when
the President's
appointments secretary
told us that Mr. Bush
would, in fact, submit to
an interview, albeit
brief. We agreed,
as long as no question was
off limits.) |
| Ironic Times:
Thank you for granting us
this interview.
Given your hectic
schedule, we were quite
surprised, and flattered.
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| President
Bush: My
pleasure. I have a
little more time now that
the Chinese thing is
settled. |
| I/T:
Except for the plane
itself, of course, which
obviously you want
returned. |
| President
Bush: You bet we
do. |
| I/T:
What are some of the
things on your immediate
agenda? |
| President
Bush: Well,
I'd love to get down
to Texas, to the ranch,
and then over to
Arlington to catch a
Rangers game. Hey,
A-Rod's
startin' to really
clobber the ball,
isn't he? If
we could just get some
pitching.
Pitching's
everything these days,
with the new strike zone
and all. |
| (At
this point we were told
our time was up.) |
| President
Bush: Hey,
thanks for comin'. |
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