SPRING BREAK:
TIME FOR CONTEMPLATION,
REFLECTION
Students contemplate
tans, reflectors. |
|
![](images02/spbreak2.jpg) |
|
WORLD NEWS |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
Israel: Just
"Sightseeing" in Gaza
A little shopping, some target practice,
that's all. |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
U.S. Military No Longer
Planning to Fight Two-Front War
Will only protect New York, D.C., cede
California to the enemy. |
|
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
JEB
BUSH VISITS D.C. TO LOBBY
BROTHER
Hoping to get Happy
Hour expanded to two hours.
|
![](images02/bushboys.jpg) |
|
|
U. S. NEWS |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
IRS Cuts Back Sharply on
Audits
At least, that's what they want you
to think |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
Standards For Air, Water
Relaxed
Standards for dress, behavior tightened. |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
"West Wing" Creator
Busted for Drugs
Quickly pardoned by Martin Sheen. |
|
REMINDER
Never
trust anyone over 65. |
|
|
|
ENVIRONMENT |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
EPA Gets Tough on Lead
Emissions
Industry must report anything over 100
lbs., occasionally say they are
sorry. |
|
FRINGE |
![](images02/nav_arow.gif) |
All of Our Representatives
are Assisting Other Customers
May Be Cover-Up
Investigators discover "representatives"
are asleep, doing drugs, having
sex. |
|