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 NO. 659 “Expect the Ironic” APR 29 - MAY 5, 2013 

Apr 22
May 6
GEORGE W. BUSH LIBRARY OPENS
Collection boasts over 300,000 volumes from Books By the Yard.
 
WORLD NEWS
New Fears of Civil War in Iraq
According to Déjà Vu News Service.
87-Year-Old Returns as Italian President to Unite Leaders of Deeply Divided Factions
If he can remember who they are.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
New $100 Bill Unveiled to Public
It will be on permanent display at the Museum of the Department of Engraving and Printing for anyone who wants to see what that much money looks like.
U. S. NEWS
Congress Quickly Allocates
Funds to End Airport Delays

Just before booking flights home for one week vacation.
New Poll: Obama’s Approval
Ratings Same as G.W. Bush’s

Obama's policies same as G.W. Bush's.
 
REMINDER
  Operate your drone responsibly.
 
Good News: Study Shows Slowdown in U.S. Healthcare Spending
Bad news: because of recession.
Twinkies Return to Shelves
Later This Year

Same ones that were removed from shelves early last year.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Vertical Forest Residential Towers Going Up in Several Major Cities
Combine great location with great hunting.
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