| PEOPLE |
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All Five Living Presidents Gather
In private, they compare how many
clandestine assassinations they ordered. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Insider Trading Scandal Sullies Spotless
Reputation of KPMG
Which has been scandal-free since 2005,
when they admitted to marketing fraudulent
tax shelters, paid government $456 Million. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Virgin America
Flights Add Mile-High Flirting
Interactive in-flight entertainment system
lets passengers exchange sweet
nothings with their fellow passengers,
hijackers. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Applications Being Accepted
For One-Way Trip to Mars
Although applicants think it's round-trip. |
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 Elephant Bird
Egg Sells at Auction for $100,000
To Denny's. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Your Sneeze Reflects Your Personality
Having assertive sneeze most useful thing
for career advancement since firm handshake. |
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FDA Finds Fraudulent Botox Being
Sold in U.S.
And yet victims haven't raised an eyebrow. |
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Study: Popular Herbicide “Roundup”
Linked to Parkinson’s, Cancer, Infertility,
Other Health Issues
But your lawn looks so nice! |
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