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PEOPLE
Trump Comment That Korea
“Once Part of China” Deeply
Upsets Koreans

Says he heard it from Dennis Rodman.
 
MEDIA
O'Reilly Out at Fox
Broke strict corporate rule prohibiting getting caught.
 
BUSINESS
Wall Street Nervous With Possible Government Shutdown Looming
As a precaution, top firms lock all windows.
Study: Even Wealthy Shoppers
Want Bargains

Lamborghini offering first-time buyers free GPS.
Silicon Valley Startup's $400 Juicer Derided for Doing Nothing You Can't Do Faster, Better by Hand
“But it has WiFi,” explains spokesman.
CONSUMER NEWS
Recall: Hash Browns Contaminated With Pieces of Golf Balls
Also recalled: Titleist golf balls stuffed with potatoes.
SCIENCE
Nationwide March to Support
Science Brings Opposing
Viewpoints Together

Quantum physicists walk arm-in-arm with proponents of string theory.
 
Trump Administration to
Continue White House Science Fair

This year, Steve Bannon will make a volcano with baking soda and vinegar.
 
Scientists Develop Device
Capable of Drawing Drinkable
Water Out of Dry Air

Hope to draw federal funding for it out of thin air.

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