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 NO. 917 “Expect the Ironic” APR 30 - MAY 6, 2018 

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NORTH, SOUTH KOREAN LEADERS MEET, AGREE TO END 68-YEAR WAR
Agree to disagree about who was to blame.
 
WORLD NEWS
Korea Summit Translators' Challenge
Never has world safety depended so heavily on translations for the upcoming Kim-Trump Summit. Here are a few key translations:
 
“I will rain fire and fury down on you” = "You have a very lovely wife, you're a lucky man."
 
“My button is bigger than your button.” = "Isn't Dennis Rodman a fun guy?"
 
“You're a stupid dotard.” = "Your wife looks fantastic in that hat!"
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Tree Planted by Trump, Macron Disappears
Reports of it uprooting itself and running away are unconfirmed.
U. S. NEWS
Senators Summarize Charges
Against Trump Nominee to
Head the VA: Prescription Drug
Abuse, Hostile Work Environment, Drinking on the Job

He withdrew his name to avoid any further distraction, and to have a drink.
NY Times Describes Michael
Cohen as Trump “Consiglieri”

Trump chose him over Robert Duvall.
 
REMINDER
  Flattery will get you nowhere, other than a job in this administration.
 
Caravan of Migrants Arrive at Border Asking for Asylum
"In a blue state if possible."
 
POLITICS
Survey: Trump Voters Driven
By Fear of Losing Status, Not
Economic Hardship

“Make America Great Again for White People” too many words to fit on a hat.
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