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PUBLISHING
Trump Raises Eyebrows After Citing Mutiny on the Bounty Following Attack on Governors
Some thought The Caine Mutiny might be slightly more accurate.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Pronouns Used on
First Dates Reveal Levels
Of Romantic Attachment

If your date keeps saying “Hey, you,” it might be a one-off.
 
LAW
Supreme Court to Hear Arguments by Teleconferencing
No video, so they can lose the robes.
 
SPORTS
Taiwan: Professional Baseball Resumes With Mannequins, Robots Instead of Fans
Ballplayers replaced by holograms.
FEATURE
A staunch Trump ally and adviser has compared anti-lockdown protesters to what historical figure?
  A ) Typhoid Mary
  B ) Nutsy Fagan
  C ) The Unabomber
  D ) Rosa Parks
Hint: she was told by the bus driver to “social distance” herself to the back of the bus.
 
FACTOID
Average American Streams
8 Hours of Content Per Day
During Coronavirus Crisis

Dwindling content stockpile could be exhausted by early June.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Llamas Replace Unicorns as Must-Have Toy
Following rumors unicorns source of Covid-19 virus.

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