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 NO. 1125 “Expect the Ironic” APR 25 - MAY 1, 2022 

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FRANCE: MACRON WINS!
Even though the French hate Macron.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Many Key Putin
Allies Have Died, Been
Jailed, or Disappeared

“But not one of them has quit,” says his new spokesman.
Brazil: Bolsonaro Encouraging
Further Development in Amazon

Calls “lungs of the earth” “bug-infested eyesore.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Tucker Carlson Promoting a Light Therapy Cure for Declining Male Virility
Ask your ward psychiatrist if Tucker's Testicle Tanner will work for you.
U. S. NEWS
Florida Judge Overturns CDC
Mask Mandate on Planes

Already reports of unruly passengers who refuse to remove their mask.
Report: Mark Meadows Was
Warned About Illegality of
Scheme to Overturn Election

In grade school.
 
REMINDER
  Prioritize your existential threats.
 
Marijuana Sales Become
Legal in New Jersey

Lines already forming outside Bada Bing! dispensary in Newark.
 
POLITICS
CPAC to Hold Conference in Hungary
North Korea was all booked.
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