| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Mark
Meadows Registered
to Vote in Three States
His office claims “there
was no evidence of widespread
fraud by Mr. Meadows.” |
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Alex Jones Files for Bankruptcy
On so many levels. |
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| MEDIA |
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CNN Plus Shuts Down
After Only One Month
Consumers unwilling to pay extra for
more bad news, dull commentary, and
Chris Wallace. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Netflix Stock Plunges 35%
After two years of bingeing,
public begins purging. |
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 FDA Investigating
Reports of People Getting Sick
After Eating Lucky Charms
First question: why were you eating
Lucky Charms? |
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| SCIENCE |
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Stone Age Europeans May
Have Watched Cave Drawings
“Animated” by Fire
“Man Being Chased by Bison”
was their favorite. |
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Report: AI Close to Mastering Language
Everything in the future will
be written by machines, giving
writers enough leisure time to
hunt for a nice, safe place to
live on the sidewalk. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study of Time-Restricted
Eating That Produced
Positive Results in Mice
Fails to Do So in Humans
Meanwhile, lab mice return
to their unhealthy eating habits. |
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Study: Cutting Smartphone
Use One Hour a Day Improves
Well-Being for Months
Total abstinence leads to enlightenment. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Lenin Statue
Restored to Its Place in Ukrainian City
Only the pigeons are glad. |
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