FOX, DOMINION
TRIAL BEGINS
Tonight, on CNN. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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China, U.S. Hold War Games
A fun time was had by all. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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World's Ocean Surface
Temperature Hits Record High
On the positive side, it's perfect
for poaching eggs. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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NRA Holds Annual Convention
in Wake of Numerous Mass Shootings
Everyone there agrees it's been a great year for guns. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Tennessee's Republican
Governor Wants Action
on Assault Rifles
Perhaps a limit of five per person. |
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Leaked Documents Reveal
Trove of Embarrassing
Intel Secrets
Turns out we were spying on our friends,
and we're sorry. |
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REMINDER |
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In Florida, you can't yell
gay in a crowded theater. |
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Republicans Propose Bombing
Mexico to Fight Drug Cartels
Then bomb Canada to fight cheaper
medications. |
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New York City Appoints
First Rat Czar
I'm really scared, says one rat
sarcastically. |
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