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POLITICS
Trump PAC Runs Ad Showing DeSantis Eating Pudding With His Fingers
Hopes to dissuade those who use a spoon from supporting him.
 
EDUCATION
Growing Movement Complains
“Kids Can't Read”

And when they do read, they read banned books.
 
LAW
Man Who Threatened
Merriam-Webster Sentenced

Judge observes “there's no word to describe” how stupid he is.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Dalai Lama Apologizes for Asking Boy to “Suck” His Tongue
Later tells critics to “kiss my ass.”
FEATURE
Former President Trump faces yet another legal challenge after failing to meet the deadline to disclose his personal financial holdings to the Federal Election Commission. What is the initial penalty for late disclosure?
     A ) $1,000,000    
     B ) $500,000    
     C ) $250,000    
     D ) $200    
Hint: he could skip tipping his caddie for a week to make this go away.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls
Fossil Fuels “Amazing,”
Climate Change a “Scam”

You probably don't have to ask her about evolution.
Hollywood Girds for Potential Writers Strike
Networks, studios feel they have the upper hand in negotiations because “chatbots aren't in the union.”

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