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 CONSUMER
ALERT: DEFECTIVE MEMORY
STICKS
If you recently purchased
one of these (shown) from
an unlicensed street
vendor in Kabul, Afghanistan,
it may be stolen and filled with
useless top secret U.S. military
data. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran Joins Nuclear Club
Takes locker between India and North
Korea. |
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Another Populist Representing
Poor Wins First-Round Elections in Peru
White House blames spread of democracy. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Top Israeli Scientist Issues
Grim
Warning on Climate Change
“Don't ask,” he says. |
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| PEOPLE |
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 Prince
Harry Caught Attending
Exclusive Military
Academy
Sneaks out of strip club
to graduate from
Sandhurst. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Despite Retired Generals' Calls
For Him To Step Down, Rumsfeld
Will Stay
Until entire Middle East safely in hands
of warring religious fanatics. |
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Source: Bush Will Create
New Cabinet Post
Secretary of Leaks will coordinate leaks
from all federal agencies, says
former hill staffer. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask your accountant if
paying taxes is right for you. |
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Campaign '08: Lieberman
Considers Running as Independent
Would appeal to voters who support war
“just to be different.” |
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Cheneys Receive Tax
Refund of $1,938,930
After taking $2 million deduction for
undisclosed location improvements. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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U.S. Strikes Iran Nuclear Sites,
Sets Off World War III
Bush approval rating dips slightly to
37%. |
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