 SARAH SANDERS: CONGRESS
WAY TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND TRUMP'S TAXES
“Even the best minds at the IRS couldn't
make heads or tails of it.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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EU Approves Brexit Extension
Allows time for nineteen more
votes in Parliament. |
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| POLITICS |
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Democratic Candidate Andrew
Yang to Use 3D Hologram on
Campaign Trail
Will allow him to stump simultaneously in
all fifty states while he vacations in Maui. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 World Sees First
Photo of Black Hole
And that's the last thing anyone remembers. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House Plans Military-Run
Detention Camps at Border
With scary names like “Camp Doom”
and “House of Pain.” |
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At Trump Rally, Sean Hannity
Calls Press Corps “Fake News”
“Except for me,” he adds. |
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| REMINDER |
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Only the little people reveal their taxes. |
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Former Oil Lobbyist Confirmed
as Interior Secretary
Hasn't revealed if he'll spend lavishly
on personal travel, hire relatives, or accept
kickbacks from oil companies. |
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Report: Trump Criticized George
Washington for Not Naming Mount
Vernon After Himself
Plans to paint White House gold,
rename it Trump Palace. |
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| HEALTH |
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Breast Milk Latest Trendy
Health Supplement for Adults
Mostly lonely rich guys. |
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