 HILLARY ANNOUNCES
CANDIDACY
Will run as a Democrat. |
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 In Historic Meeting, Obama,
Castro Talk for an Hour
Discuss moving Marlins to Havana. |
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| POLITICS |
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Jeb Bush: Registering as
Hispanic in 2009 an “Accident”
Meant to check “all of the above.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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| In Latest Viral Conundrum, World
Split on Whether Cat Ascending
or Descending Stairs |
 And whether cat looks like
Marilyn Monroe or Albert Einstein. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Backs Efforts
to End Conversion Therapy
“Turning Democrats into Republicans
is not only wrong, it's impossible,” he
says. |
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Snowden: NSA Collecting
Americans' Racy Pics
In case we get any ideas. |
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Critics Question DHS Plan to
Shut Down All Mobile Phone
Service During National Crisis
You'll know it's happening if you see
everybody look up from their palms. |
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| REMINDER |
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Pay your taxes, unless of course you're rich. |
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Kansas Bill Prevents Recipients From
Using Welfare Money on Cruises
But they can, if they save for 37 years,
put a down payment on a Bentley. |
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Report: Government Has
Record of Every Phone Call
Made in Last 20 Years
So, if you called Osama bin Laden in 1994,
you have nothing to worry about. |
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