 FIRST DOG HAD UNPAID DOG LICENSE
White House calls it “regrettable oversight,”
late fees paid last week. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Man Who Threw Shoe at Bush
Getting Out of Jail Early
Sentence reduced for “good
behavior” (throwing shoe at Bush). |
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| FACTOID |
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1 in 9 Homes Empty
According to Squatters Digest. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Pirates
Pose Threat to International
Trade, Commerce
Organized, highly trained,
equipped with the latest
weaponry, the West's aging armed
forces are no match for these
sophisticated swashbucklers
(above). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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President Urges Homeowners to
Refinance Homes
“Come in and we'll talk.” |
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Report: Spies Hacked Into
Electricity Grid
Turned lights on inside refrigerators
during wee hours. |
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| REMINDER |
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Move to higher ground. |
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CIA Says It’s No Longer
Using Secret Prisons
And they would never lie about that. |
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New Optimism Since Obama's
Inauguration
Those who under Bush felt depressed,
defeated and suicidal now feel renewed,
refreshed and looking forward to a grand
and glorious future of unlimited
happiness. |
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| POLL |
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Only 53% Say Capitalism
Better Than Socialism
That's down from last week, when it was
95%. |
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