| PEOPLE |
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 Bush
Spending Most of His
Time “Taking Out the
Garbage”
Shown: just your typical suburban
hubby throwing out another batch
of torture memos. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Original Beatles Albums to Be
Remastered, Reissued
And relitigated. |
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Fox to Make Reality Show
Out of Company Layoffs
Starting, hopefully, with Fox. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Top White House Economic
Advisers Optimistic
Strategy of expressing optimism chosen
over one emphasizing failure, say
insiders. |
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 GM,
Segway Team Up to Make New
Vehicles
The Chevway (right) hopes to
compete directly with rickshaws,
while larger Seguick (not shown)
goes after horse-drawn coaches. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Powerful Supercomputer to
Tackle World's Toughest Questions
First up: where does nougat come from? |
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Study: 40% Intellectually Curious
The rest just like to look at the pictures. |
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 Male
Chimps Exchange Meat for
Sex
Human males add salad,
two drinks and dessert. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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75% of APA Authors of Clinical
Guidelines for Treating Mental
Illnesses Had Research Funded
By Drug Makers
If this upsets you, there’s a pill
you can take. |
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Bad News: Job Promotions
Unhealthy
Good news: you’re not getting one. |
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Study: 90% Experience Decrease
In Marital Satisfaction After
Baby is Born
Babies also experience decrease in
satisfaction after they’re born. |
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