| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Alaska: Gov. Palin Presents Budget in
Raunchy Address to State Legislature
Reaction split along party lines. |
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Disney Cuts 1,900 Jobs
Goofy, Minnie let go, but Uncle Scrooge
gets retention bonus. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Opening Day Finally
Arrives
Fans, despondent after first loss, wish
season would end. |
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 Former
President Bush Throws Out First
Pitch at Rangers' Opener
Former V.P. Dick Cheney throws
out first rock at stoning (not
shown). |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Record High of Out-Of-Wedlock Births
Record low for shotgun weddings. |
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Nevada Governor Says He
Asked Political Advice of Former Playboy
Model Mistress
Like, “How much extramarital sex do
you think I can have before I get in trouble?” |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 Another
Guinness Record Broken
This one for Largest Gathering of
People Who Remember Where's
Waldo. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Honda’s Dog-Friendly
Element Features Interior Fan, Washable
Seat Covers, Cushioned Pet Bed With
Safety Harness
Your dog may still prefer sticking head
out window, puking on real upholstery. |
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